Sunday, April 20, 2008

Poo, Poo & more Poo

In the recent weeks, my little (actually big) Gannon has decided that Poo is the coolest thing ever!!! You all are probably thinking eww... And yes, you have every right to be. It is totally gross and I think that he in return is equally gross. But the grossest of all is the stories behind this blog.. Please enjoy our gross sorrow!

Let me first start off by saying if you have kids and they are getting potty trained make sure you are also teaching them to flush the toilet. Because apparently I have failed in this with all of my daughters.. My son Korban does not have this problem. (He flushes even when he doesn't go)..

When I got home from work last tuesday night (around 10:30 pm) I was talking to El about how much I hate my job and just went on and on about my own troubles when I noticed he has a look about him.. I asked him if everything was okay and he said well,... (if you are a wife and your husband does something like that, don't you start to freak out?! I did..) So I thought the worst had happened, because I didn't see him after he got home from work so my mind starting racing and I thought he had lost his job or something.. If only!! He then starts to tell me this story of how the evening had gone.. El and the kids had just got done eating dinner when everyone was doing their clean up duties when all of a sudden one of the girls give a blood curling scream.. El ran down the hall to see who was near death (drama) when he saw him... Gannon... Covered in poo... El's eyes then danced around the bathroom.. All he could see was poo.... poo was everywhere.. the floor, the tub, the toilet, the walls, the shower curtain, the sink, the ceiling and yes the dog... Then I am sure this is what had come out of his mouth (i am guessing) "what in the bloody hell" (or something to that effect)... (at this point in his story I am laughing so hard). He then goes on to tell me that he had just spent 2 1/2 hours cleaning up the bathroom, gannon & the dog.. I then ask El the O so ever important question, well who's poo was it?? His reply was one of the girls. (this is where the teaching them to flush while potty training them comes in) not one of the girls would fess up to who actually didn't flush, but it was one of them.....

Flash forward to today... Here we are having a peaceful Sunday evening when all of a sudden Samantha has run into tell us that Gannon is in the bathroom getting into the toilet and flinging wet toilet paper and poo once again... And so the routine starts again....

ARGH!!! POO IS ICKY!!
So for everyones enjoyment here are some fantastic pictures that I know you will all just think are wonderful... I know I do (not)..
O.. and for all of you who don't know this EL is AMAZING!!! He cleaned it up again.. As much as he despises it, he did it.. He tells me it is because he loves me.. He must!!! And I in return Love him much more!!!












4 comments:

  1. I can appreciate the poo pictures. Although they gross me totally out! That is so funny and so sick all at the same time. Oh, the joys of potty training :)

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  2. Maybe your blog title should be "Spots on the Wall by Who Flung Mung"

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  3. Ok Angie, I have to say I have a very strong stomach but for some reason that just made me want to vomit! Actually it's pretty funny, good job Gannon for being a little picasso at such a young age. So I know what will work for your girls to flush the toilet, make them clean up Gannons creation next time. Hang in there!

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  4. That is so gross!! But funny too! I have a non-flusher here, but now I am even more motivated to get that taken care of. So thanks for the heads up.

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