Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Stink Eye

You know on the movie "Juno" when Juno says to Bleeker "your little girlfriend gave me the stink eye in art class", well this morning I woke up with the stink eye.. My face is all distorted!!
I am 30 years old and have never had allergies.. I have always been someone who loves to be outside and enjoy the sunshine and the warmth.. I love to garden and plant flowers.. And this year I would rather gouge my eyes out with a dull spoon...
My right eye is the one that is taking the hit.. All puffy and swollen it honestly looks like I have been punched by a Mac Truck.. At least one of Gannons little mac trucks that he VROOOMS all around the house.. It is also really red.. Like a tomato.. To me, this is not attractive.. But El still thinks that I am a hottie.. Or does he???
My Aunt Lynda told me that it happens after the 6th child is born.. Because she got allergies after my cousin Jarren (her 6th) was born.. But my theory is that it happens once you turn 30... Because I think that at 30 it is all down hill from there.. My feet are always having to be loofah because they are just grouse now (I blame it on no elasticity anymore) and of course the "ladies" aren't as happy and perky anymore.. (that left me before 30 but I can still blame 30 for it)..
But hey, at least I have good pants that make my back side look like I am still 29...

BTW: AI is on tonight.. Go David A..


  1. Does that mean if you've had allergies your whole life that by kid 6 they go away?! I'm going to need some guarantees before I try for that one.

  2. Ange, oooohhh I feel for you. Hate the whole allergy thing! Hopefully they go away soon, although I think a red swollen eye is quite attractive myself. Good luck with that one.

  3. I have allergies only sometimes. Hunter has them SOO bad. So we know where you are coming from. But I LOVE that you quoted Juno!! Ha ha ha. You are so fun!